Golden Retrievers that look like Chris Evans

Golden Retrievers that look like Chris Evans

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tinydragongina:

If you laugh at jokes about raping people I will laugh at my fist punching your throat because sure it’s violent and demeaning but I think it’s funny so why aren’t you laughing get off the floor and stop whining I am trying to assert that my desire to make a joke out of your traumatic experience is more important than your pain it’s called Freedom of Speech read a book

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uh, who are you calling quasimodo, lifebooker?

uh, who are you calling quasimodo, lifebooker?

May 23. 0 Notes.

hot guy #2 in spanish class

seriously, why does there always have to be a super attractive guy in my spanish class?  this guy is in GS too, which means he’s probably a little bit older.  he is really nice and we clicked pretty much instantly.

he seriously looks like james dean.

SERIOUSLY.

i hope he has a girlfriend.

i mean, i had to remind myself that i wasn’t single anymore several times in class today.

he is a bit on the short side though.

but his face.

May 22. 1 Notes.

oh no this feeling

i’ve always loved roller coasters even though they terrified me.  i would always, without fail, freak out the second i’m strapped into my seat and my freak out would continue throughout the slow, slow ascension and by the time we reached the very top, i’d be in fucking tears because i knew what came next - the fall.

you know that fall, when your stomach feels like it’s somewhere in your chest, you feel like screaming but no sound comes out, everything inside you is not where it’s supposed to be.  your entire body is subjected to shivers, not just on your skin, but in every single organ, every single appendage.

i love the feeling and hate it at the same time.  whenever the ride is over, i want to get on it again, but once i go through the 2 hour line and am strapped into that seat once again, i freak the fuck out.

i was sitting in TG’s bed this morning, tracing his tattoos and touching him as he was putting his socks on.  that’s when the feeling hit me.  fucking full force.  not just a little tingle like before that goes away after a split second.  full. force.  i felt like i was on the top of that roller coaster.

i freaked out.

it’s never felt quite like this before.

May 22. 1 Notes.

squiiiije:

In Flo-Rida’s song “Low” he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman? In all honesty I’m not surprised the whole club is looking at her 

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Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra share their respective recipes for Hamburgers.

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