May 2012
tinydragongina:
If you laugh at jokes about raping people I will laugh at my fist punching your throat because sure it’s violent and demeaning but I think it’s funny so why aren’t you laughing get off the floor and stop whining I am trying to assert that my desire to make a joke out of your traumatic experience is more important than your pain it’s called Freedom of Speech read a book
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hot guy #2 in spanish class
seriously, why does there always have to be a super attractive guy in my spanish class? this guy is in GS too, which means he’s probably a little bit older. he is really nice and we clicked pretty much instantly.
he seriously looks like james dean.
SERIOUSLY.
i hope he has a girlfriend.
i mean, i had to remind myself that i wasn’t single anymore several times in class today.
he...
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oh no this feeling
i’ve always loved roller coasters even though they terrified me. i would always, without fail, freak out the second i’m strapped into my seat and my freak out would continue throughout the slow, slow ascension and by the time we reached the very top, i’d be in fucking tears because i knew what came next - the fall.
you know that fall, when your stomach feels like it’s...
squiiiije:
In Flo-Rida’s song “Low” he states that Shawty is wearing the apple bottom jeans, the boots with the fur AND the Reeboks with the straps, what is she some kind of four legged morph woman? In all honesty I’m not surprised the whole club is looking at her
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THE LOVE ROBOT: guys... →
temporarilyobsessive:
“Tell me… that you don’t love me,” she whispered. “I know that you’re leaving… but give me a reason to keep hoping that some day – “ Her voice trailed off into the starry night. It was a beautiful night. There were no clouds blocking the millions of stars that sparkled in the clear night sky…
I’VE READ YOUR SPUFFY FANFICTION OMG
(not that one but Soundtrack for the...
the biggest lie that fanfic told me
was that a girl could orgasm multiple times while the guy is still fucking her and it isn’t until she’s dizzy with pleasure that he comes.
like i thought dicks literally stayed hard for hours.
disappoint.
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guys...
“Tell me… that you don’t love me,” she whispered. “I know that you’re leaving… but give me a reason to keep hoping that some day – “ Her voice trailed off into the starry night. It was a beautiful night. There were no clouds blocking the millions of stars that sparkled in the clear night sky and the moon was a perfect crescent. It was a romantic night – one that lovers dreamed of. It stilled the...
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you know those annoying couples
on the subway, on the streets, at the park, at the coffee shop, etc who are constantly blissfully in their own world, kissing, cuddling, touching each other and pretty much annoying everybody else around them with their constant PDA?
i am in one of those right now.
and i could not even care less.
after my break-up, i hated these couples with a passion. but now, i’ve become one of them....
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houseofhanover:
I wish getting a job in real life worked like it does on the Sims.
Just pick up a newspaper, join the Politics career and eventually become President through building up your charisma skill by talking to yourself in a mirror.
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garciasebastian:
I think the problem with dating is that there’s too much interaction between the two parties. Think about it you text all day, talk on the phone all night, skype in the morning, i.m. when you have free time, see each other when you’re not doing all that. Like it just makes it so easy to get tired of each other quickly. Sometimes you need your own personal space.
Yeah, I...
Tim Burton: So, I was thinking of making a movie about...
Johnny Depp: Yes.
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sparks and small fires
With my ex, it was different. I felt this instant overall attraction to him that sort of diminished rapidly over time as I started realizing the little things I hated. Not even personality flaws, just things about him physically. His disgusting, yellow teeth. Receding hair line. Course chest hair that felt like his pubes didn’t get the memo to stick to his groin. Back hair. Terrible...
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On refusing to be manipulated.
dearcoquette:
Dear Coquette,
First off, I love your blog, you’ve saved me from myself more times than you’ll know. The only thing is, I have a problem that I don’t know how to solve, and can’t ask anyone but you about it.
I’ve been going out with this guy for three months, and he’s pretty spectacular. He’s been really cool about all my personal issues (last boyfriend was an abusive jerk, and...
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Marina & The Diamonds - “Are You...
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why you don't want to introduce me to your friends
Being the stranger in a crowd of friends has never been a good situation for me. I am not a very social person and thus tend to spend a lot of time standing off to the side, feeling awkward and wanting to flee. That’s exactly how last night started. Somebody in TG’s soccer team got engaged, so he invited me to their engagement party at the Whiskey Tavern. I thought I could handle...
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ghosts of relationships past
datebynumbers:
My world is small and I like it that way, but it does have consequences. Run-ins for me are the highlight of my day. I get a twisted pleasure out of handling supposedly awkward encounters with poise and panache. There is no reason we can’t all do this. Remember, every relationship ends except one (ideally), so the world can potentially be an endless blur of duck-n-rolls from...
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“[Chris Hemsworth] is a big boy, and it’s all real. There’s no CGI. He eats that...”
– Tom Hiddleston (via assguard)
