Happy belated earth day?
When you both go in for the kiss and it gets real awk.. (Taken with Cinemagram)
omg this gif is golden
I love this!
OH MY GOD VEDIS LOOK AT THIS
This is what happens when I try to do this with my dog. He’ll have none of it.
jASPER YOU SCAMP OH MY GOD
omg that second gif hahaha
Traffic comes to a standstill as two lions decide to roll around in the middle of a road on the edge of the Nairobi National Park in Kenya. Commuters were forced to watch the ten-minute display, before the lions left the road .Picture: Gareth Jones / Barcroft Media
lol i get super bored at work. the first thing i do when i come in is make a time bar thing and shade in every half hour that passes. it somehow makes every half hour seem like a huge accomplishment. i really would not be able to do this billing office job for the rest of my life.
on the plus side, I AM NOW A RESEARCH ASSISTANT AT THE SOCIAL COGNITIVE & AFFECTIVE NEURO LAB AT COLUMBIA YEAAAAAAH, BUDDY.
“i want to be a po-tay-toe”
just browsing through tumblr and procrastinating like always when i hear my little 9 year old cousin say “i want to be a potato” in the other room all dreamily sounding high as a kite.
where’s my key?
TG and I were at the park the other day and I took out his keys because they were making his pocket puff out funny. I started playing with them, looking at each one and asking “what’s this one for?” After I went through all of them, I sort of playfully asked “where’s my key?” meaning his penis (because that is the key to my vagina, shut up i’m weird) and he gets really quiet. That’s when I realized it sounded like I was asking him for a key to his place! I tried to backtrack, but all I could say was “THE KEY TO ME IS PENIS!”
When the debate about getting up and accomplishing things is met with a resounding ehhhh, fuck it.