where’s my key?
TG and I were at the park the other day and I took out his keys because they were making his pocket puff out funny. I started playing with them, looking at each one and asking “what’s this one for?” After I went through all of them, I sort of playfully asked “where’s my key?” meaning his penis (because that is the key to my vagina, shut up i’m weird) and he gets really quiet. That’s when I realized it sounded like I was asking him for a key to his place! I tried to backtrack, but all I could say was “THE KEY TO ME IS PENIS!”
When the debate about getting up and accomplishing things is met with a resounding ehhhh, fuck it.
(Source: without-irony, via thekingofcupssexpectsapicnic)
you know those annoying couples
on the subway, on the streets, at the park, at the coffee shop, etc who are constantly blissfully in their own world, kissing, cuddling, touching each other and pretty much annoying everybody else around them with their constant PDA?
i am in one of those right now.
and i could not even care less.
after my break-up, i hated these couples with a passion. but now, i’ve become one of them. TG and i can’t even walk down the street without touching somehow. new couple bliss, right? i am going to bask in it while i can, because it doesn’t last forever.
i see people giving us the side-eye on the subway when he pulls me in to kiss me and i tell him “we are being so annoying right now” and he shrugs and asks, “do you care?”
no.
no i don’t.
DUDE ROCKY AND LOLA WOULD STARE AT ME WHENEVER I WAS ON THE POTTY FOR LIKE.. THE ENTIRE DURATION OF THE DEFECATION EVENT. THEN THEY WOULD STICK THEIR FACE IN THE TOILET WHEN I GOT UP LIKE “OH! WHAT DID U DO IN DERE? CAN I SEE?!”
(Source: awesomephilia, via walkthroughthefire)
LOL… I was looking up some professors because I was thinking about adding another class before the add/drop deadline and I found this. He’s a silver nugget!
Fotoshop by Adobé by Jesse Rosten
This commercial isn’t real, neither are society’s standards of beauty.
(via curiousgirl)
(via aliceinsunnydale)
